Ask the Ranting Swedish Guy

This is the area where you can send us your questions for the ranting Swed to answer in his honest opinion. Send all questions to angry_irishman@hotmail.com

1) What's your opinion on global warming?

There's no such thing! Now go away or I shall taunt you!

But the earth is getting hotter, isn't it?

No you stupid English-type!

But my mom says it is happening as we speak...

Well I spit in your mother's face and call your stupid Earth-warming request a silly thing! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

Hey... I'm not English...

Well you are now! That is all the time I have for you, stupid American-type. thank you for your questions.

2) Why do you rant so much?

Because I can!

Don't steal my stuff or I will hunt you down and set fire to your village, and then point and laugh at your misfortune.